yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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