Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
