I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
