that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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