Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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