WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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