Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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