It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
