Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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