All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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