Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
