I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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