batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
