Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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