Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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