Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The feeling are messing with the penis
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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