She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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