We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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