I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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