I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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