We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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