he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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