I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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