ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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