Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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