so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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