I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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