Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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