so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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