I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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