I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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