Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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