moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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