it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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