I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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