remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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