did you get engaged???
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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