Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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