She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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