You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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