we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Randomize
