Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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