Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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