If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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