Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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