:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just blew my weed a kiss
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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