TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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