actually, I'm a sock model
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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