The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have aggressive nipples.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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