I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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