i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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