She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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